PM: I failed all my exams. I’m being kicked out of uni.
JL: No! You’re lying! You must be lying!
PM: I’m afraid not.
JL: But you posted a Facebook status on results day saying “70%, nice”!
PM: …er, no, that was the bottle of absinthe I was trying to down…
As it happens, I’m still pretty sure he was lying and hasn’t been kicked out, but I was quite tickled pink by the misunderstanding regardless.
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